Tournaments that Need to Happen

So at last, the Welsh Open Qualifiers have begun but I was on the brink of explosion due to a lack of Snooker.

How can this problem be solved then you ask? Easy, more Tournaments. And these are the ones that need to happen:

German Open - Everyone wants the German Open. There are millions of fans in the country and some top players (I think) are coming through. Simple, it's guaranteed to sell like hotcakes (why do hotcakes sell so well?) and World Snooker will be rich!

However, there should be special rules. Every German Wildcard would need a moustache and like sausages and beer.

Also, if an Englishman is playing a German,  if it goes to a decider, there must be a Penalty Shoot-Out, so we can beat the Germans on penalties!

The Martian Championships - Think about it, Zero-Gravity Snooker, on Mars! It would be awesome, sure it would cost a bit of money to get all the players up into space but it would be worth it! All the Wildcards could be aliens that cue with their antennas! 

Zero-Gravity Snooker is the sport's future.

Other Possibilities:

Underwater Open - Snooker with the fishes!

Arctic Trophy - Blizzards, slippy Ice Tables, Penguins!  

Skydiving Open - Players jump out of an aeroplane with the table and play while falling (Possible death though.)

Wait I think I need to calm down...