Unlikely Sponsors for the 2009 World Championship

4 Weeks to go... and I can't wait, but as it stands, there is no sponsor for this years World Championship. World Snooker have turned some down so I was wondering, what would definitely not be the sponsor...

Moonpig - No thanks. I probably wouldn't be able to cope with, 'and Michael Holt is the winner of the 2009 "Moonpig dot coooam!" World Snooker Championship.' Painful.

118-118 - "And here to present the trophy for our champion are 118 and 118!" Or, "If you're in a Snooker, and you need some help, who can you call? 118!" It sounds like 888, so World Snooker might want it.

World Snooker - Self-Sponsoring is probably the next stupid idea Snooker's governing body come up with. The World Snooker World Snooker Championship 2009.

Cadburys - Everyone, fans and players get free chocolate, and every player must star in the Eyebrows Advert during the Tournament!

ITV - "You're watching the BBC coverage of the ITV..."

Snooker Sceney - YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT! The Snooker Sceney 2009 World Snooker Championship. Sounds great doesn't it? I'd present the winner (Holt) with the trophy and everyone would be on this site! Now where's my Piggy Bank? Surely it won't cost too much to sponsor it? I hope.