Rodney? Barry? Or ME!?!?!

So the time has come, will the disaster end? Will Barry save the day? Of course, it will only happen if the players vote for him, but you know what? I'd quite fancy a go at ruling the World of Snooker, so here is what I would do...

1. Create the "Rodney Walker Award for Absolute Awfulness" and give it to whoever comes 96th in the end of season rankings.

2. Freeze Michael Holt's ranking if he gets in the Top 16 so he stays there till he dies. There's no rule saying the Head can't be bias towards his favourite players.

3. Screw ITV and Sky Sports and put all new tournaments on Bravo. With each match followed by an episode of "When Snooker Goes Bad."

4. Give Earl Strickland a tour wildcard. Here's why.

5. Play over the top dramatic music whenever a player comes out. Suggestions could be this, or this, but surely this.

6. Due to the fact Prestatyn isn't low enough, hold all qualifiers in Runcorn in a 1-Star Hotel.

7. Give Reanne Evans a wildcard. Seriously.

8. Make Pro Snooker Blog and Snooker Scene Blog official websites.

9. All players must get Twitter.

10. Change the shot-clock on the Premier League to 5 seconds with no time-outs.

11. Teach Barack Obama how to play, and then watch in satisfaction as America go snooker-loopy.

12. Hold a tournament on the Moon with the Qualifiers on the I.S.S.

13. When a re-spotted black is played. Make the black-ball remote controlled and give the controls to the player not taking the shot. Hours of fun deciding the frame.

14. Give further tour wildcards to Jedward, Mr T, This Guy, Susan Boyle and Bruce Forsyth.

So what are you waiting for? VOTE FOR ME!

Or Barry