Gameshows that 'Step up to the Rocket' Should not be Based On.

Today's main news in the World of Snooker is this. Yay! A new gameshow, we wanted Ranking Events.

Oh well, it isn't completely confirmed what you actually do in the game. So, what should this new Gameshow be like? Well, not like these.

Total Wipeout/Gladiators/Takeshi's Castle - (A.K.A Ronnie's Total Clearence) For it to work, you've got to able to imagine Steve Davis doing it. While it might be fun to watch the Nugget get knocked over again and again, it might kill him, which wouldn't be good.

Britain's Got Talent - (A.K.A Snooker Player's Can Do Other Things) I loved Britain's Got Talent, but if it had Snooker Players, it would be awful. Holt can DJ, and Dale can sing, sort of, but no other players can do anything!

Goldenballs - (A.K.A Goldensnookerballs) What's in the ball? A yellow one? A blue? The dreaded Killer Black Ball?

Big Break - (A.K.A Bigger Break) Please don't copy it! If it didn't have Snooker Pro's in it, it would be the worst thing on TV, yes worse than Fifi and the Flower Tots.

I'd Do Anything - (A.K.A I'd Do Anything to be a Snooker Player) Hosted by Graham 'I think I'm funny but I'm not' Norton with Steve Davis replacing Andrew Lloyd Webber. The General Public battle it out to get the public's vote with the winner getting a Tour Place! Every week the contestants battle it out to show their Snooker Skills!

Actually that last one might not be that bad...