Shanghai Masters Day Two: What Made Me...

Laugh: Ricky's fluke snooker that led to Mark lobbing his chalk across the table. Turned the match, the fluke not the chalk.

Cry: Marcus Campbell letting slip a 4-0 lead against Hendry. Horrible Hendry I feel so sorry for Marcus, although he should of finished it off earlier.

Need a Stress Ball: Joe Johnson's commentary. Please. Just. Stop. Now.

Dance: Music, nothing in the Snooker.

Fast-Forward: God, don't they have any adverts to show other than the "Eurosport Text Service?"

Get Excited: Eurosport are gonna show Holt v Murphy not Ding's match! WOOOO!!! Anything bad I've said about Eurosport must be reversed.